It is my pleasure today to turn my blog over to Heidi Hormel. She is just as entertaining in person and in her writing as she is in this blog post. Enjoy!
List. My Kingdom for a List.
I’m a guilty list lover so for that reason, I thought
I’d share my list (in no particular order) of the Five Blunders I regularly spy
with my editorial eye (I know this now opens me up for everyone checking my
books for these).
The
Classics: Its for it’s and their for there or even they’re.
But what about rode and road or to/too/two. English is riddled with homophones
(words that sound the same but do not mean the same thing). The contractions
are easy to figure out. It’s or its easy? Can you say it is? If so, then it’s
it’s.
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Marks Run Amok: Just as air quotes are over used and
have become their own joke, placing quotes around a word
does not emphasize it. That’s what italics, bold, and all caps are for. Quote
marks around a word, unless it is a direct quote, is to show a word is being
used in a NEW and DIFFERENT way.
Semicolons:
Nope. When used to connect two thoughts, it’s just better to break the sentence
into two rather than use the semicolon.
By the way, semicolons prove nothing except you’ve had a grammar class
somewhere along the way. They do not class up a story.
Buzz
Wordery: Get thee to a nunnery. (I’m on a Shakespeare roll
today.) No paradigm
shifting or thinking
outside the box or even freemiums.
The only way to go is to use language that was NOT created by marketers, public
relations folk, or corporate communicators. These linguistic tidbits may even
be worse than clichés—and you know to not use those, right?!
Commas:
Writers either hate commas and only use them when placed there by an editor OR
put commas everywhere, like the bling of the English language. There are hard
and fast rules about comma usage, but their use can also be very nuanced and
less black and white (cliché alert). Figure out your style and comma accordingly
(and, yes, I purposely verbed a noun—and just did it again). I won’t get into
the Oxford
comma which has been known to cause armed conflicts among
Wordies.
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Bonus
Item—For
proofreading help, checkout Word’s text
to speech function. It has made my proofreading 50 times*
better (*Not scientifically proven).
Finally, remember spellcheck and all of those other
nifty tools are not editors. An editor is the person who makes a story its best
because she (or he) understands the unwritten rules of language, the expectations
of readers, and the voice of the writer. Ain’t no machine can do that.
A former innkeeper and radio talk show host,
Heidi Hormel has always been a writer. She spent years as a small-town
newspaper reporter and as a PR flunky before settling happily into penning
romances with a wink and a wiggle.
Her first two (published) novels are from Harlequin American Romance: THE SURGEON AND THE
COWGIRL
(Book #1, out June 1) and THE CONVENIENT COWBOY (Book #2, out Aug. 4). Visit her
online: HeidiHormel.net;
Facebook, Heidi Hormel, Author; Twitter, @HeidiHormel;
and follow her on Goodreads, Heidi Hormel.
Heidi hit some of my favorites. I had an editor once who wanted to change my sentence structure and use semicolons all over the place. Does it drive you crazy to see the homophones mixed up so often? Do you let buzz words sneak into your writing? Love or hate commas?
Don't forget, this Wednesday is the monthly posting for IWSG. Are you ready to share something this month?
Don't forget, this Wednesday is the monthly posting for IWSG. Are you ready to share something this month?
Great guest post! I'm guilty of abusing semicolons sometimes, I must admit. Whoops. XD
ReplyDeleteI admit to not understanding them. I used one, once.
DeleteTest to speech - I'll have to try that.
ReplyDeleteI don't use quotes or semi-colons, so I avoid those issues.
I haven't tried it yet, either.
DeleteOnce had a professor tell me semi colons are the most overused and least understood. Ever since then, I've tried to stay away.
ReplyDeleteI know I don't understand them so I avoid them.
DeleteReview, Review, Learn something new is always good. Great list of tips given.
ReplyDeleteI agree about semi-colons. They take away from the flow of ideas.
Semi-colons are getting voted most unpopular punctuation today.
DeleteI avoid semi-colons 99% of the time. And yeah, don't use those dumb buzz words much, if at all, either
ReplyDeleteYeah, buzz words get stuck in your head, LIKE CERTAIN SONGS.
DeleteI don't use semicolons often; sometimes, though, you just have to. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm always worried I'm using them wrong. But that's what editors are for.
DeleteI'm glad to read that others feel the same about semicolons. I was also told that dashes are teen-aged girl punctuation. But I still use those with abandon!
ReplyDeleteThanks for being here today. Congrats on your latest contract!
DeleteThanks :-) I'm having a great time ... always love geeking out over punctuation!
DeleteI'm still working on my commas.
ReplyDeleteMe too. They're so pesky.
DeleteI find commas difficult and I seem to add them depending on my mood. Probably not the best way to punctuate!
DeleteHa! I am one of those writers who struggle with commas. ;P
ReplyDeleteCommas are a curse upon writers.
DeleteCommas are indeed a curse!
DeleteI see at times homophones mixed up with my work as a medical transcriptionist with the words that voice recognition will choose to use. Hard to sometimes train it to use the right word in the context of what is being dictated; the main one I have to watch out for is two, to, too.
ReplyDeleteIts funny about commas, we can get "dinged" on our audits if we don't have a comma in the right place. Sometimes too many commas but one into a coma :)
Great guest blog!
betty
Sometimes we mix up the homophones even when we know better, like our fingers have a mind of their own.
DeleteThanks, Betty! Love the comma/coma :-) Spell check (back in the old days) used to wreak (another homophone) havoc. It regularly replaced my town of Hanover with Hangover.
DeleteIt drives me crazy when people misuse the homophones. What really makes me crazy is proofreading something I've written to discover I'VE done. There I was typing at the speed of sound and my fingers just went for the wrong thing. It's gotten to the point that I find words like "lake" when I mean "like." The possibilities are endless. Take any word that ends in the same consonants and then change it to another word. My fingers and brain don't always work in league with one another.
ReplyDeleteAs for the dratted comma, I use it to set off something (like the beginning of this sentence) or to combine two sentences than can stand on their own as complete sentences. That's it.
My fingers do that too. They're unruly.
DeleteAny mistakes like those, Robin, I blame on autocorrect! Right now, on my phone it changes my cat's name Betsi to Vergie? Huh?
DeleteLove her big smile.
ReplyDeleteShe has a great laugh too.
DeleteThanks to both of you :-)
DeleteA great laugh is the best.
DeleteThe thing that really bugs me, and I am seeing it more and more, is could of meaning could've which of course means could have. This applies to all the other forms, should of, would of and so on. Drives me batty. There are so many places where one comes across grammatical or spelling mistakes that it is enough to make one find a hole and hide.
ReplyDeleteI see that too. I understand it sounds like that in the lazy way we speak, Jo, but to write it that way makes no sense.
DeleteThis sounds like not knowing grammar and relying on spell check which wouldn't flag that construction!
DeleteHappy pub day, Heidi! Super post. Hope to see you at a meeting soon. And when I think of homophones, the only thing I can hear is Larry the Cucumber singing this:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0J-T2lr0Ms
Hi, Sue!! ::waves::
Hi Ava. Miss you, but I know you're busy, busy busy.
DeleteThanks for the Pub Day shout out -- today is print book pub day! The fun just won't stop this week!
DeleteSometimes we mix up the homophones even when we know better, like our fingers have a mind of their own. love quotes
ReplyDeleteExcellent tips! I am a comma lover. I have a tendency to forget when the clause is dependent or independent and just throw the commas in there anyway.
ReplyDeleteMe too! You made me laugh, Tyrean. Just throw them in.
DeleteI had a boss who added commas where she'd take a breath!
DeleteFab tips, for beginning as well as experienced writers.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Considering how much I complained about learning all of this grammar stuff, it's amazing how much I now love to talk about it!
DeleteI just remembered it was IWSG week this morning! That was such an entertaining English lesson. I like the occasional semi colon myself, but know most people treat them with aversion. Commas kill me when I beta read for writers. Obviously it's not taught anymore. I'm going to check out the word to speech function in Word now. You learn something new every day--cliche alert!
ReplyDeleteI never feel confident telling others how to use or not use their commas. I keep that style book right on my desk.
DeleteHope the text to speech function is helpful. I even downloaded an app for my phone that allows me to listen to a PDF from the phone while I hold the old school printed out document in my hands with red pen at the ready!
Deletegreat list! I am guilty of the comma issue. I know I know how to use them. It was drilled into my head by many English teachers. I rarely use them in my poetry. In my fiction, I will try to get around using them if I can unless I am writing lists. I am just not too hip on commas.
ReplyDeleteI've improved in not over using them but they still appear a lot in my work.
DeleteIt amazes me how many times I add in and take out the same comma! It's not always easy to know. Unfortunately, I love writing compound sentences, so I'm usually in need of commas!
DeleteHomophones get me every time. Not always, but whenever I'm writing fiction, I have to be on my guard constantly.
ReplyDeleteThe two I have trouble with are bare and bear. I just can't keep it in my head.
DeleteHomophones are too bad for me, but I get tripped up on words that look wrong even when they are spelled right! For me, it's the ie construction. I blame it on my name not following the rule (hEIdi)
DeleteI must admit, I have a soft spot for semicolons, but I know they don't do much for a hard and fast tension filled story. I think it's a hangover from college essays!
ReplyDeleteYou're still young enough to remember doing college essays. Now when I read your short story collection, I'm going to look for semicolons.
DeleteWhen I discovered the semicolon in college, I was a frequent user (and abuser). Then I started writing for a newspaper. The only semicolons allowed were in lists!
DeleteAw, I sometimes enjoy semi-colons. I'm keeping them! And I'm a staunch Oxford comma supporter. ;) Great tips, though! I don't *think* I use buzz words, but now I feel a desperate urge to go check.
ReplyDeleteI don't know, what you mean, about, commas.... ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry, couldn't resist.
Tee-hee ;-)
Delete(I think the winky face is the best use for a semicolon ever).
This list made me laugh, but I don't know why so many people hate on the poor semicolon. I understand that it shouldn't be used EVERYWHERE, but it has its place in the language just as much as the comma or exclamation point.
ReplyDeleteBut yes, commas are difficult. Also, I was taught "this". when it's supposed to be "this." even in scare quotes... it is killing me trying to get used to it!