The year is already zipping along. The first Wednesday of the month mean IWSG, the monthly bloghop and brainchild of Alex J. Cavanaugh. Please share your questions, failures, victories, and inspirations with the group. Find the entire list here.
The optional question for hop participants this month: Besides writing, what other creative outlets do you have?
Not as many as I used to. LOL. Time being a factor. I love cross-stitch and have done some pretty nice projects with it, if I do say so myself. I also love to crochet and I love to bake and try new recipes. I don't do much of the latter anymore. With my kids all grown up, baking is a very bad idea for my husband and me. It's only us to eat those goodies. I have no one to crochet a blanket for either though my granddaughter is getting one as soon as she's old enough to pick her colors.
Hope you all didn't suffer too much in the recent deep freeze. It was really miserable. I'm dreading the electric bill which will probably be posted today or tomorrow. Could be a record for us. It's warmer than average now, but who knows what is on the horizon.
"A fair day in winter is the mother of a storm." English proverb
I've been reading a lot of statistics about publishing and how writers are faring in this ever more competitive field. Lots of numbers show that authors are making a lot less in the past year than they made a few years ago. Over-saturation of the market is one of factors most often cited. At a recent one-day workshop I attended, the presenter shared that 730 new romance novels are published every day. Wow! Romance readers are voracious, but those numbers are still unnerving. How does one get found by new readers?
Working on a new book and trying to keep my 1,000 words per day going like I have for the last four books I wrote. It took me a lot of years to figure out a process that works for me.
I'm enjoying the new FOX show, The Passage. It's a lot like the books, and the differences are working. It's getting the creep factor right. Another show I'm looking forward to in 2019 is the return to The 100, a CW show that gets better every year. Also, I heard this season of SYFY's Killjoys will be its last. This is a fun show if you haven't tried it before. In case you believe I only watch science fiction and fantasy show, I am really enjoying the new CBS show, FBI.
Saw on the news today that Pennsylvania's new budget is once again not increasing the funding to public libraries. What are they thinking. It's one of those things I'm glad to pay taxes to support. Hope your home states or countries do better than mine. On the other hand, my local county has found more monies for libraries. I can't express how important libraries are and how much I love my local one.
Stay warm, friends, and keep on reading and writing. Do you have many creative outlets? Do you love your local library? Did the polar vortex get you? Any TV keeping your warm this winter?
Wednesday, February 6, 2019
Monday, January 14, 2019
How To Build a Green Mars
My novel – my very first published one! – is “The Bride From
Dairapaska.” It is set on my vision of a terraformed Mars and incorporates a
lot of what I’ve learned about soil building, resource management,
colonization, infrastructure needs, and how to work without access to fossil
fuels.
There is a story, I promise. But before I could write the
first word, I had to build a green Mars, and that meant thinking about how it could
be terraformed.
There was one problem: After a lot of reading and thinking,
I concluded that it can’t work. It would be easier to turn the Gobi Desert into
a green and pleasant land, well-watered, fertile, and rich in agricultural
products of all kinds, than it would to grow a blade of grass on Mars.
For one thing, terraforming the Gobi Desert does not require
140-million-mile-long supply lines on average for your equipment. Earth has
fossil fuels. There is soil. There are plenty of people to do the work. There
are no problems with a breathable atmosphere. It has the gravity that the human
body and every other critter evolved with. Earth has a magnetosphere which both
holds in the atmosphere and repels the deadly, radiation-laden solar wind. Mars
does not. There are difficulties in traveling through space, starting with
outer space damaging the human body starting from the very first day.
So how do you build a green Mars? First, obtain a lot of
Handwavium. This important element was discovered by the first science-fiction
writers to explain faster-than-light travel, bug-eyed monsters, time travel, or
any other concept that science couldn’t explain.
Next, work out the terraforming process. The number one
issue in terraforming the planet is building soil so the colonists can feed
themselves. I decided that Mars could be seeded with genetically-modified
molds, algae, lichens, mosses, and fungi. Give them 100 million years to work,
and you’ll have soil. For my purpose, I made them fast-growing to cut down the
time!
Then I broke out the Handwavium to give Mars a magnetosphere
— by creating machines to make the core of the planet spin — and give it a
heat-trapping atmosphere.
The next problem was fossil fuels. It’s hard to imagine life
without coal or oil, yet people managed. However, a high-tech civilization
depends on coal and oil. Solar panels and wind turbines cannot be built without
fossil fuels. Solar panels are made from plastics derived from oil. The metal
needed for steel can be dug out by men with picks and shovels. It cannot be
smelted without charcoal (made from trees), peat (compressed plant material
that hasn’t turned into coal), coal, or oil. You can’t run a blast furnace on
electricity even if you can generate the electricity with your nuclear power
plant.
So, the colonists will make do with what they brought with
them, and get real good at fixing broken equipment and clever at coming up with
substitutes.
Once that was settled, it was time to figure out how the
colonists would organize to settle the planet. I developed a feudal, agrarian
culture built on the labor of peasants. I use men as draft animals, something
many cultures have done. What is a coolie but a draft animal? You’re going to
have people, you need people, they have to eat and so that muscle gets put to
work.
But not all of Mars will be settled. After a couple hundred
years, there’ll be enough people to cover less than half the surface, which
leaves lots of space for people to form horse-riding tribes similar to Native
Americans or Mongols. They’ll develop their own belief systems, customs, and
family traditions.
Next, I considered the distribution of wealth. In many
traditional empires, the closer you are to the capital, the more technology you
have available. The richer you are, the more technology you can use. A Roman
emperor could have ices in the summer; his lowliest subjects did not. Life in
the capital of Barsoom on the equator will feel very different from life with
the horse-riding barbarians in the northern and southern latitudes.
Relations with Earth also play a role in the stories. Immense
amounts of wealth had to be poured into terraforming Mars. The investors expect
a substantial return on their investment. All empires expect their colonies to
generate wealth that is returned to the empire’s elite. This is called a
“wealth pump.” The colonies of an empire are mined for their assets, and that
wealth pours back into the center of the empire, leaving the colony
increasingly stripped bare.
“The Bride From Dairapaska” gives you the answers, and introduces
you to a Mars you’ve never seen before. I’m looking forward to exploring it in future
books, and I hope you’ll come along for the journey.
For Writers
Writing is a business. If you aren’t getting paid, it’s a
hobby. The IRS says so and they’re right. As a functioning business, it should
provide you, the writer, with not just a current income (even if it’s only
walking-around money), but a future income as well.
For Everyone
If you want to see something sad, ask a room full of
freelance writers about their tax strategies. It’s like asking a pack of baby
kittens about space travel.
In a rural village on a terraformed Mars, a lonely young
wife takes her children and dog and flees into the vast open steppes. Debbie
only wanted to escape her abusive husband, but her encounter with the Steppes
Riders, and especially Yannick of Kenyatta, unwittingly ignites changes that
attract the attention of Mars’ ruling families. Left to her own resources,
Debbie must adapt to her new life and figure out how to defend her adopted
people.
“The Steppes of Mars” series imagines a transformed world
where a disaster on Earth decades ago cut off all contact with its wealth and
resources. Experience a Mars where its genetically modified inhabitants have
developed their own cultures, beliefs, and religions. A semi-feudal world where
ruling families control vast demesnes under a central government at Barsoom. A
world of limited resources where train travel is possible but cars and planes
are not. A world of free-cities — open and domed — villages, vast fields and
steppes, and people banding together to survive and thrive in this harsh new
world.
Odessa Moon has, at various times, painted, sewed, served in
the Navy, worked as a sales clerk and cashier, taken care of her family, and
gardened with enthusiasm. She reads extensively, especially about medieval
history, the class struggle, colonization, and resource depletion. She read
piles of science-fiction and fantasy in her youth and often wondered what the
authors hand-waved away about how difficult it really would be to terraform
another planet at the end of a 140-million-mile supply line. Her “The Steppes
of Mars” series combines all those interests.
When Ms. Moon is not writing, she is working on improving
the soil in her own garden and planting trees in Hershey, Pa., where the air
really does smell of chocolate.
Visit her website at OdessaMoon
Do you think we'll ever build a settlement on Mars? Would you go? Do you think mankind would take all the social problems of Earth with them to Mars? Have you ever been to Hershey, PA and smelled the chocolate in the air?
Monday, January 7, 2019
Guest Rachel J. Good: Blessings in Disguise
Please welcome Rachel J. Good today as she shares her writing journey and many reasons not to give up when your publisher closes or changes their plans without consulting you. She is a prolific writer and is a skilled navigator of this tricky business of writing. Here's Rachel:
Life isn’t always
easy, but sometimes the darkest times may turn out to be blessings. If I hadn’t
lost my library job, I’d never have become a writer. Once I did start writing,
I worked for years on
magazine articles and educational pieces before I had a
book published. Looking back, I’m glad for that delay because I learned a lot
about the craft and business of writing. After switching to fiction, signing
with an agent, and getting my first three-book deal for the Amish Sisters &
Friends series, I assumed the worst of my struggles were over.
I didn’t count on
the publisher closing the fiction line and orphaning my third and fourth books,
especially not after I’d just given my editor ideas for continuing the series. I’m
grateful for my agent, who suggested I give those ideas a new spin and she’d
send them out. Several days later, she had requests from three different
publishers for a sample chapter. Two of them made an offer, so we went with
Hachette/ Grand Central. And the Love & Promises series was born. TheAmish Midwife’s Secret (Nov. 2018) is the second book in that
series. The Amish Teacher’s Gift (Apr. 2018) and The Amish Widow’s Rescue
(May 2019) round out the series.
Although I was
devastated by the closing, it turned out to be a major blessing because I moved
from a mid-sized publisher to one of the Big 5. Had I stayed where I was, this new
series wouldn’t have made the BookScan bestseller lists or be featured in USA Today. But that wasn’t the only
blessing. A few months later, I received a message from Harlequin, and they contracted
the orphaned books from the Sisters & Friends series. Gift from Above (Feb.) and Big-City
Amish (June) will be part of their Wal-Mart exclusives program in 2019.
That experience
taught me not to count on only one publisher or one genre. Lines close, editors
leave, genres wane. So, although I recently signed a six-book contract with
Kensington for more Amish romances, my agent is preparing to shop two other
series proposals—inspirational Westerns and sweet romances. I’m also working on
new MG and YA novels as well planning a mystery novella series. As I (and many
of my writer friends) have discovered, it’s important to give yourself multiple
options if you’re hoping for a lifelong career in writing.
An Amish
midwife and an Englisch doctor must embrace their differences
to rescue a baby in need in this uplifting romance that will “capture your
heart and leave you smiling” (Amy Lillard, award-winning author).
Kyle Miller never
planned on becoming a country doctor. But when he's offered a medical practice
in his sleepy hometown, Kyle knows he must return... and face the painful past
he left behind. Except
the Amish community isn't quite ready for Kyle.
Especially the pretty midwife who refuses to compromise her traditions with his
modern medicine...
The more Leah
Stoltzfus works with the handsome Englisch doctor, the more
she finds herself caught between the expectations of her family and her own
hopes for the future. It will take one surprising revelation and one helpless
baby in need of love to show Leah and Kyle that their bond may be greater than
their differences... if Leah can find the courage to follow
her heart.
“The Amish
Teacher's Gift might have been the first book I've read by Rachel J.
Good, but it won't be my last.” - Shelley Shepard Gray, New York Times bestselling
author
**The Amish Midwife’s Secret can be
purchased at Walmart, Barnes & Noble, Meier’s, and other stores as well as
online at these sellers
and at ChristianBooks.com.
For international readers, Book
Depository offers free worldwide shipping.
** Readers can find out more about the hero,
Kyle, by reading the first two books in the Sisters & Friends series, Change
of Heart and Buried
Secrets, although the midwife story stands alone.
About
Rachel J. Good
Rachel’s Amish series include Sisters & Friends (Charisma House & Harlequin), Love & Promises (Hachette/Grand Central), Hearts of Amish Country (Annie’s Book Club), and the
forthcoming Surprised by Love and Unexpected Amish Blessings (Kensington). She
also has several anthologies
in print as well as the Amish Quilts Coloring Book. To learn more about Rachel, you can visit her website and sign up for her newsletter.
If you enjoy learning about Amish life and want to follow along
on her research trips to Amish country, you can join her private Facebook
group, Rachel J. Good’s Hitching Post.
Rachel can also be found here, and she’d love to connect
with you:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/RachelJGood1
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14661177.Rachel_J_Good
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/racheljgood1/
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Rachel-J-Good/e/B019DWF4FG
Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/rachel-j-good
Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/14661177.Rachel_J_Good
Pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/racheljgood1/
Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Rachel-J-Good/e/B019DWF4FG
Bookbub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/rachel-j-good
Thanks ever so
much for having me, Susan! And many blessings on your writing journey!
I've known Rachel for many years. She continues to amaze me with her accomplishments. Have you ever visited Amish country? Did anything about it surprise you? Ever own an Amish quilt or eat some Amish baking? Did you know how big the inspirational romance market is?
Wednesday, January 2, 2019
IWSG: January 2019 Edition
Welcome to 2019. It seems like just last year when some people thought that the world's infrastructure would collapse when those clocks ticked around to 2000. A great way to celebrate the New Year is making my first blog post my contribution to IWSG. This amazing blogging group, and so much more, is the brainchild of Alex J. Cavanaugh. Join us in supporting and helping each other in this crazy business of writing. Find the entire list of participants here.
The optional question this month:
What are your favorite and least favorite questions people ask you about your writing?
I guess my least favorite is people asking me if I've paid someone to publish my books. My favorite is when they ask me when my next book will be out. Nothing like a fan eager to read my books to make my day, week, and year.
2019 saw a lot of writers facing declining sales. The ebook market flooded with more books than there were readers to buy them. Marketing continued to be frustrating and ever-changing. What works with one book may miss totally with the next.
On the upside for me, I wrote four complete novels in 2018, completing the final edits for The Alien and the Engineer on Christmas Eve. I also outline the next three novels I'll be writing in 2019 and have started a longer outline for my next epic fantasy series. My first romance novel was published by New Concepts publishing in 2007. The Alien and the Engineer is the 26th novel of mine published by NCP.
A few things I'm looking forward to in 2019.
My new Old Farmer's Almanac Planner. I'll share lots of its wisdom with you starting today.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." Unknown
Next week, the new show, The Passage, based on the book by Justin Cronin premiers on TV. Even though the third book in that series was an incredible let down, the show looks pretty good.
Of course, later in the year, we'll have the last season of Game of Thrones and End Game for the Avengers.
I recently watched three seasons of The Travelers on Netflix. I had started it a while ago but stopped for some reason after a few episodes. I'm really glad I dove back into it. The last episode of season 3 has one of the greatest twists in a series ever.
Happy New Year to you all. May 2019 be filled with joy, contentment, and adventure.
"It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness." Charles Spurgeon
What are you looking forward to in 2019? Did you meet your 2018 goals? Do certain questions from readers bother you?
The optional question this month:
What are your favorite and least favorite questions people ask you about your writing?
I guess my least favorite is people asking me if I've paid someone to publish my books. My favorite is when they ask me when my next book will be out. Nothing like a fan eager to read my books to make my day, week, and year.
2019 saw a lot of writers facing declining sales. The ebook market flooded with more books than there were readers to buy them. Marketing continued to be frustrating and ever-changing. What works with one book may miss totally with the next.
On the upside for me, I wrote four complete novels in 2018, completing the final edits for The Alien and the Engineer on Christmas Eve. I also outline the next three novels I'll be writing in 2019 and have started a longer outline for my next epic fantasy series. My first romance novel was published by New Concepts publishing in 2007. The Alien and the Engineer is the 26th novel of mine published by NCP.
A few things I'm looking forward to in 2019.
My new Old Farmer's Almanac Planner. I'll share lots of its wisdom with you starting today.
"We make a living by what we get, but we make a life by what we give." Unknown
Next week, the new show, The Passage, based on the book by Justin Cronin premiers on TV. Even though the third book in that series was an incredible let down, the show looks pretty good.
Of course, later in the year, we'll have the last season of Game of Thrones and End Game for the Avengers.
I recently watched three seasons of The Travelers on Netflix. I had started it a while ago but stopped for some reason after a few episodes. I'm really glad I dove back into it. The last episode of season 3 has one of the greatest twists in a series ever.
Happy New Year to you all. May 2019 be filled with joy, contentment, and adventure.
"It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy, that makes happiness." Charles Spurgeon
What are you looking forward to in 2019? Did you meet your 2018 goals? Do certain questions from readers bother you?
Monday, December 17, 2018
How to Enjoy the Holiday Season by Christine Rains
Please welcome one of my long time blogging friends and chase away those shopping and entertaining blues.
PREPPING
FOR THE HOLIDAYS
Thanks so much to Susan for having me on her blog today. It’s that
exciting time of year with lots of holiday events with family and friends. Even
more exciting for me because I finished my shopping last month and don’t have to
deal with the insanity of crowded stores!
For some people, they don’t get a chance to do their shopping until the
last minute. My sympathies to you. All that noise, the rude people, crazy
parking lots, the stress of finding what you need. The best way to deal with
getting ready for the fun part of the holidays is to have a book with you all
the time. As a voracious reader, I carry my Kindle with me everywhere. Waiting
in line, I read. Waiting for a parking spot to open up, I read. There are also
audiobooks if you want your hands free. Wrapping, cleaning, baking. You can get
through a lot of books this month!
As an author, I lose writing time with the running around and visiting.
While some writers love their little notebooks, I have an app on my cell phone
where I can jot down ideas, or, if you’re really quick at typing, you can
compose a poem or work on your current story. (It’s a free app called Writer
Plus!) I usually retire early in the evenings when we have visitors, so I
squeeze in a bit of writing time as I’m sitting in bed. If you’re an early
bird, getting up before everyone else and putting on the coffee works as you’re
sneaking in some words.
Enjoy yourself this holiday season. Savor the time spent with good
friends and family, and give yourself the gift of not missing out on writing or
a good book. You’ll be happier and that joy will carry through to everything
else.
Of Gods and Sorrow (Of
Blood and Sorrow, Book #2)
Stopping the undead will seem like child's play when the
Cult of Ammut comes calling.
Even after losing most of her adopted family, Erin
Driscol continues to console clients at Putzkammer & Sons Funeral Home.
Keeping the funeral business working smoothly is no longer the walk in the
graveyard it used to be. Grieving demons are fighting in the halls. Eyeballs
are showing up in teapots. And a so-called psychic and member of the Cult of
Ammut claims Erin's boss Cort is a god. All Erin wants is a friend to lean on
and a sense of normalcy. But as the cult kills people and repeatedly attacks
the funeral home, she must stand strong or lose Cort to the Lake of Fire.
Buy link: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07JGDPLFC/
Author bio: Christine Rains is a writer, blogger, and geek mom. She
decorated for the holidays way too early this year, but it did make everyone
smile. She’s a jolly member of Untethered Realms and S.C.I.F.I. She has two
novels and several novellas and short stories published.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CRainsWriter
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/authorchristinerains
Did you get your shopping done early like Christine? Do you always carry a book with you? How do you squeeze in come writing time over the busy season?
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
IWSG: December 2018 Edition
I can't believe it's the last IWSG blog hop of the year. Major thanks to Alex J. Cavanaugh and all the IWSG administrators who keep the group so progressive and brilliant. Find the entire list of blog participants here.
The optional question for this month:
What are five objects we'd find in your writing space?
I love this question. I'm not counting my laptop as one.
1.Next to it is always my Old Farmer's Almanac Planner. I already purchased the 2019 version a few weeks ago.
2. A drink. Usually ice coffee, water, or tea. Occasionally, a glass of wine.
3. Reading glasses. Who am I kidding. There may be a many as six pairs. I have more than a dozen and they tend to all end up in the same place. The kitchen, my writing desk, or my reading chair.
4. A big, huge, cup, more like a flower pot, full of pens, pencils, a ruler, book marks, scissors, highlighters.
5. My remote to my smart TV that sits across the room. I watch Netflix while I'm blogging. (Not when I'm writing)
I'm really looking forward to the holidays. Almost done with shopping, but the joy of the season for our family is not in the gifts but in the time we spend together.
"Where there is great love, there are always miracles." Willa Cather
I have been really busy with writing. Last Saturday, I wrote over 12,000 words to finish the first draft of my third novel in Starship Refugees space opera series. That's a record for me. The second book in the series, The Alien and the Amazon, is now available on Amazon.
Speaking of space opera, I'm going to try watching Nightflyers on SyFy. Has anyone seen it yet? I heard it's really dark. I've watched some Christmas movies, all sweet and predictable, but I can take it this time of year. If you haven't watched Christmas Chronicles on Netflix, you should check it out. Kurt Russell is my new favorite Santa.
"The most completely lost of all days is that on which one has not laughed" Sebastien-Roch Nicolas
Did you laugh today? Is your desk sacred space? What was your biggest writing day? Done shopping?
The optional question for this month:
What are five objects we'd find in your writing space?
I love this question. I'm not counting my laptop as one.
1.Next to it is always my Old Farmer's Almanac Planner. I already purchased the 2019 version a few weeks ago.
2. A drink. Usually ice coffee, water, or tea. Occasionally, a glass of wine.
3. Reading glasses. Who am I kidding. There may be a many as six pairs. I have more than a dozen and they tend to all end up in the same place. The kitchen, my writing desk, or my reading chair.
4. A big, huge, cup, more like a flower pot, full of pens, pencils, a ruler, book marks, scissors, highlighters.
5. My remote to my smart TV that sits across the room. I watch Netflix while I'm blogging. (Not when I'm writing)
I'm really looking forward to the holidays. Almost done with shopping, but the joy of the season for our family is not in the gifts but in the time we spend together.
"Where there is great love, there are always miracles." Willa Cather
I have been really busy with writing. Last Saturday, I wrote over 12,000 words to finish the first draft of my third novel in Starship Refugees space opera series. That's a record for me. The second book in the series, The Alien and the Amazon, is now available on Amazon.
Speaking of space opera, I'm going to try watching Nightflyers on SyFy. Has anyone seen it yet? I heard it's really dark. I've watched some Christmas movies, all sweet and predictable, but I can take it this time of year. If you haven't watched Christmas Chronicles on Netflix, you should check it out. Kurt Russell is my new favorite Santa.
"The most completely lost of all days is that on which one has not laughed" Sebastien-Roch Nicolas
Did you laugh today? Is your desk sacred space? What was your biggest writing day? Done shopping?
Monday, December 3, 2018
Misty Simon: Deceased and Desist
I'm so pleased to have Misty Simon, a long-time writing friend and successful, prolific writer. There's no one quite like Misty to lift your mood when the business of writing is getting you down.
Hi there and thanks so much
to Sue for having me on this great blog!
I’ve been a writer for quite
some time, published since 2004 or so when I won a contest with Harlequin when
they used to run Writing Round Robins. I loved writing for years but reading
even longer. Getting lost in a story is one of the greatest joys of life. I’d
get in trouble for getting a little too lost in a story when I was supposed to be
reading a textbook and instead had a romance between the pages of the book.
Funny enough, one of the classes I read the most in was English. I met my
English teacher years later in an airport, totally random, and we laughed about
the memory, though she did read my book and then critique and grade me shortly
after. I got a 94%, not perfect, but in her class that was about the most you
could get so I took it and laughed and laughed.
But it’s not always all
laughter with writing. Recently I was really struggling with a book concept.
I’ve been trying to come up with a new series and wanted it to be different
from the other two mystery series I have written. I kept running up against
walls and being turned around by a tornado of doubt. I doubted my process, my
ability, my smarts when it came to writing in general and especially when
writing mysteries. But I was determined and nothing gets in my way when I dig
in my claws. So I kept working with it and after many twists and turns, going
back to the writing books I’d read when I wrote my first mystery in 2004, and
pacing so much the dogs were tired from following me, I did it! And a new
series was born. I wrote the partial and it’s ready to be sent to my agent. And
while I wait for that, I’m writing the next Tallie Graver Mystery with glee and
with the absolutely knowledge that no matter how far down the rabbit hole of
doubt I get, I can always find my way out.
In anticipation of that book
coming out, here’s the current one that just had its debut on 11/27!
Window of opportunity . . .
Most house cleaners don’t do windows, but Tallie Graver
loves leaving a pane of glass streak-free and sparkling. After a dirty divorce
from a filthy-rich jerk, she's started her own cleaning business to make ends
meet. On her latest job, prepping a renovated bed and breakfast for a grand
re-opening, she's standing outside on a ladder, wiping off a grimy pane, when
she spies a man on a bed through the glass. But the B&B isn't open for
business yet—and the man's not sleeping. Her family owns the Graver Funeral
Home, so Tallie knows a corpse when she sees one.
The victim is a shady building inspector with a reputation for handing out passing grades for a greased palm. With the local police resistant, Tallie launches her own investigation, before she gets a rep as a town crank. But it's going to take more than a squirt bottle and a squeegee to clean up this mess. With the help of her gal pal Gina, Tallie searches for a killer's motive. But she'd better be careful, or it'll be curtains for this window cleaner . . .
The victim is a shady building inspector with a reputation for handing out passing grades for a greased palm. With the local police resistant, Tallie launches her own investigation, before she gets a rep as a town crank. But it's going to take more than a squirt bottle and a squeegee to clean up this mess. With the help of her gal pal Gina, Tallie searches for a killer's motive. But she'd better be careful, or it'll be curtains for this window cleaner . . .
Available now from your
favorite retailer!
Bio:
Misty Simon always wanted to
be a storyteller…preferably behind a Muppet Animal was number one, followed
closely by Sherlock Hemlock… Since that dream didn’t come true, she began
writing stories to share her world with readers, one laugh at a time. She knows
how to hula, was classically trained to sing opera, co-wrote her high school Alma
Mater, and can’t touch raw wood. Never hand her a Dixie cup with that
wooden spoon/paddle thing. It’s not pretty.
Touching people’s hearts and
funny bones are two of her favorite things, and she hopes everyone at least
snickers in the right places when reading her books. She lives with her
husband, daughter, and two insane dogs in Central Pennsylvania where she is
hard at work on her next novel or three. She loves to hear from readers so drop
her a line at misty@mistysimon.com.
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I'll be back next Wednesday for IWSG. Read and stay warm until then, fans.
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